Yes you. I am talking to you. I know what you are thinking. And I've already thought it before. Don't worry. Nothing I am saying is going to hurt you anymore than you're already hurting yourself. If you think that you can get by without understanding what I am trying to communicate to you, then I will wish you luck and let you go your own way. If on the other hand, you want to let me tell you about what will be happening to you, then maybe you should listen:

The band you may have heard of called Nine Black Alps are not only sending you blanket emails and gathering your personal details on a database, but they are also intending to pay you a visit and see what you have been doing in their absence.

They will be consulting members of the public at the following locations on the corresponding dates:

19-08-2007 - Hertford Marquee
20-08-2007 - Bristol Lousiana
21-08-2007 - London Scala
23-08-2007 - Chatham Tap n Tin
25-08-2007 - Reading Festival (NME stage 3pm)
26-08-2007 - Leeds Festival (NME stage 3pm)
Thank you for your cooperation.